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Toast the Chicken!

Most smart phone games are silly, but every now and then one comes along that’s just silly enough to buy.

Toast the Chicken may not win “Game of the Year,” or keep you enthralled for hours, but for a cell phone game, I’d say this looks like an experience that might be hard to pass up…

Although simple, one look at the game shows that it requires a bit of spatial intelligence and a deep rooted resentment towards poultry. Your job is to “toast the chickens” with your own homeostasis in mind. Now the fact that I find this amusing in some way may upset a few people, particularly those of you with pet chickens, or chicken sympathizers alike, but if this sounds like something that will give your life some sort of meaning or satisfy your inner sadist, by all means, dig into your bank account and shovel up 99 pennies.

You can check out the official press release on Toast the Chicken here.

Take it a step further and look at what you’re missing below…weirdo…: