Rant

Starcraft 2: Biggest Let-Down in Gaming History?
Pooka posted this item on Jul 29, 2010

StarCraft III was a huge fan of the original Starcraft game back in the day, but who wasn't? Sure Blizzard distracted us with gaming masterpieces like the Warcraft franchise, but when us RTS fans saw their fantasy-based Warcraft games come out with three releases and even an MMORPG, it left us asking "Where's my Sci-Fi?" Swords and axes are nice and all, but I want the satisfaction of ripping through alien flesh with a chainsaw! Well Blizzard finally came out with an answer to the science fiction crowd by announcing the release of the long awaited Starcraft 2.

I don't know how many die-hard fans stood in lines waiting for the special midnight release; but I beat them all to the punch! A good friend of mine works at a popular video game retailer. I won't name names, but let's just say it's a place where people stop to buy games. He hooked me up with an advanced copy, so I was safe at home sipping my favorite brand of gas station slurpee working on that ten gigabyte install while you nerds were all climbing over each other like a bunch of preteen girls going after the limited release of Beach Bimbo Barbie.

I get to 90% install and what do I see? A big ugly error message plastered right over the screen. So I rebooted the whole rig, crossed my fingers, said a prayer to Optimus Prime, and started the install over again. Now I might have took it as a sign right there that things weren't worth all the hype. My gaming rig can handle any software on the market today, so any errors that pop up can only be the fault of poor, lazy programming. Anyway, I guess the leader of the Autobots must have been watching over me, because this time it kicked in all the way to 100%.

So there I was, sitting at my desk ready to be blown away by the gaming marvel that was Starcraft 2. I watched all the intro movies and started up a campaign. The new 3D engine they raved about is about on par with games of its type, but come on! This is Starcraft 2 we're talking about. I expected to get blown away, not just given more of the same modern visuals and lousy voice acting. At least Fallout 3 got Liam Neeson; you'd think something with the prestige of Starcraft and Blizzard behind it would have gotten someone who actually graduated acting school to portray the voices.

Then the game play started. Terran campaign. Where the hell are my Zerg and Protoss? Oh that's right, Blizzard is going to give future releases; essentially making us loyal consumers purchase the game three times to get all the goodies that should have been included in the original box! It's not really Starcraft if I'm not controlling a horde of alien insects intent on eating all life and turning the planet into their brood nest.

Whatever. Screw that. I turn campaign mode off and jump right in for some multiplayer action. What do I find? Connection error. Connection error. Connection error. Blizzard's Battlenet doesn't even know how to set up games properly. After about two hours of toying with it and ranting on the Starcraft forums with scores of other disappointed gamers, I gave it up and went back to the campaign mode.

The storyline sucks, that's all I can say about that. It's the most unimaginative dribble I've seen in a video game since Final Fantasy X. But I can ignore a bad story as long as the game play is good. I mean it's a video game not a novel, so screw the writers, just tell me they've got some decent designers. That's not too much to hope for in a long awaited video game twelve years in the making, right?

So amid occasional unexplained crashes as I try to make my way through the campaign mode (I found saving the game every thirty minutes is a good idea to protect yourself against fatal glitches.) I find I'm getting frustrated. There's an obvious power balance issue with low tier Protoss units able to tear apart anything I send at them; while my own Terran units seem to splatter supposedly higher powered Zerg units against the wall with just a few laser blasts. That makes every battle either too damn difficult, or so easy it's not even worth playing. You'd think Starcraft would have been able to find that sweet middle ground.

What bugged me the most of all however was the limit of the camera. It was like the game wanted me hovering just above the action at all times with no option of zooming out to survey the whole battlefield, or plot multiple attacks on a target. I found I could either manage things at my base, or send orders to my troops in the field, but never both without a lot of time wasted. Way to take the Strategy out of Real Time Strategy, Blizzard.

Next time I'll take the hint right from the beginning. I'm not falling for the hype of this poorly constructed game that's just relying on the fame of its predecessor to trick gamers into buying not just one, but three separate games to try and relive the experience of a real gaming breakthrough. It's just Starcraft people, with prettier graphics and ten times the bugs.

Comments

Xemnas commented on Jul 29, 2010

I don't find anything in this article reliable.I've had no crashes since i have bought the game.I've personally bought the game myself, And i haven't played though the entire campaign It's (suppressible) Around 10-15 hours long depending on how well you play, what you do, and a few other's key factors.My installation went fine. I got no errors what-so-ever.I've personally have tried the Muiltiplayer, And have yet to get a "connection error". This guy must have the worst luck in the world, next to a person who was born on friday the 13th.The only thing i can agree with this article is the price tag for the entire series, for all 3 part's for 150 dead presidents.I'm personally impressed by blizzard games.


Alpha commented on Jul 29, 2010

I guess when you wait long enough for a game that been hyped for years and then feel they havent delivered, all that is left is disappointment.Are any other StarCraft fans having problems I wonder?


admin commented on Jul 29, 2010

Response: http://www.spawnpoint.com/news/23330/StarCraft_II_The_Biggest_Victory_in_Gaming_History


Chrisorr2231 commented on Jul 30, 2010

I'm loving the game so far, but there is one thing that has bugged me so far. Some of my favorite units were removed and while the replacements are interesting and fun but not having reavers, firebats or lurkers made me a bit sad. I will say that Immortals and Void Rays are becoming new favorites of mine, which has kept Protoss as my favorite race.Also, the AI is much more of a challenge in SC2 compared to the first. I was a decentish SC player and I'm still having trouble with very hard and brutal AI opponents.


Post a Comment

Join SpawnPoint for free to comment on this story. Have an account already? to comment.

Latest News

NA Build & Defend: A Tale of Survival

Not just another minecraft Clone!

NA Orion's Gold - get as much as you can!

A quick paced game where you have to balance your temperature and move your people.

NA Let There Be Life: A puzzle game has never been this relaxing

A calming game in which you grow a tree - without killing flowers.

NA Stack blocks up high in "Folders"

A small browser game with a simple concept, but tons of fon.

NA One Way Heroics out on Steam

Turn based RPG - Escape the darkness!

NA Nintendo launches an indie-game focused eShop Hub

Nintendo tries to fix its mistakes with the indie game industry

NA What 6 games are finalists for the IGF's grand prize?

You get a rundown on all the games in the running.

NA Ashen Rift: A Man and his Dog

Take a journey through a twisted earth.

NA Age of Ascent attempts to break world record

Take part this friday (March 14)

NA UnEarth: The funniest space convict survival game you will ever see

What happens when you send quirky undesirables to a far off planet?

NA Goat Simulator coming out April 1

Yes, goat simulator, it is not a joke.

NA Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn is coming!

One of the worst games is being reincarnated, trying to make it an actual game

NA Kingdom Come: Deliverance reaches kickstarter goal

The games development can now move forward