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Relationship Advice - Ask Nikki How to please a woman any time, every time. For all you Hardcore Gamers who just need a little advice on which pickup line to use on that cutie working behind the desk at Target.



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Old 02-21-2008, 07:31 AM   #81 (permalink)
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"What? 3 inches isn't enough? I thought it was quality..not quantity..that mattered"

"I've got a long nose..."

"So what if I taped a hotdog to it..."
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:16 AM   #82 (permalink)
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wtf weaver....
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:15 AM   #83 (permalink)
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No - Sapph... I have never said that.
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:24 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Wait.. Sapph.. Have YOU ever said that?

After an enjoyable and scandulous evening together..
Sapphire says.. "wtf Weaver"...
Weaver responds "no - we just did that"
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Old 02-21-2008, 04:43 PM   #85 (permalink)
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(from under the bed cranix giggles knowing that this tape of weaver and sapphire can be sold at a high price [reminds himself of resident evil 4 momentarily])

After weaver and sapphire enjoy a night of depravity they hear from under the mattress "the bed's LEAKING?!" (too raunchy?)
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Old 02-21-2008, 04:53 PM   #86 (permalink)
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"You girls were great..."
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Old 03-14-2008, 01:39 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Wait.. Sapph.. Have YOU ever said that?

After an enjoyable and scandulous evening together..
Sapphire says.. "wtf Weaver"...
Weaver responds "no - we just did that"
HAH!!!! You wish weaver. And we all know you'd aspecially love it if I taped a hotdog on, now that we've established your love for small... *aherm* :P

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(from under the bed cranix giggles knowing that this tape of weaver and sapphire can be sold at a high price [reminds himself of resident evil 4 momentarily])

After weaver and sapphire enjoy a night of depravity they hear from under the mattress "the bed's LEAKING?!" (too raunchy?)

ewwwww Cranix! lol wtf....


Hey, wtf were you doing UNDER the mattress? lol Weaver needed you and you tricked me
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:43 AM   #88 (permalink)
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If Weaver needs me he knows where to find me, considering he's been stalking me for the past month or so. And I never tricked you, You just didnt know what was going on !!!
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Old 03-29-2008, 07:47 AM   #89 (permalink)
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I feel violated

/shivers

so.... cold....
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:05 PM   #90 (permalink)
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"did you fart?"
"where's the dog?"
"thank you jesus"
"that was interesting..."
"what just happened?"
"sorry i puked"
"now roll over"
"put that away"
"where was i?"
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Old 03-31-2008, 03:04 PM   #91 (permalink)
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"My name isn't John!"
"Do you have a twin sister?"
"Don't you have a baby sister.."
"Your mom is kinda hot.."
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:31 PM   #92 (permalink)
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"your dad said you'd be good"
"ive known better sheep"
"howd you get in here?"
"youre not supposed to be alive?!?"
"its kinda dark in there....."
"make walrus noises"
"you didnt feel like plastic...."
"i want my dejon"
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:51 AM   #93 (permalink)
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"If I microwave you, will you get warmer inside...?"
"Did you just MOOO?"
"Next!"
"I think I just peeed...."
"Can I stick my wee in your pee again?"
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:44 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Sorry about that
oh that was yours....
please dont cry
have a midol
Ohhh, the condom goes on first...
what just happened?
make me something
worth 1 dollar
hey... wake up...
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:21 PM   #95 (permalink)
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