Sarcastic Remarks To Get You Through Your Day....

[Raven]

How many would you use?



Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:

1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a f**king people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
15. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
20. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
21. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
23. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
24. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
25. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
26. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
27. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
31. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
32. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
33. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnF**k you!
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
36. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
37. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
38. I plead contemporary insanity.
39. And which dwarf are you?
40. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

[Alpha]

LOL rob, certainly brightened my day! Thank you!

I could apply at least 50% of those remarks throughout my day - easily!

[cpnichol]

Originally Posted by Raven

9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

hehe, that was my favourite. Quiet day at work?

[Raven]

It's Friday afternoon and stock take day......nuff said

[teh-pwnzer]

Originally Posted by Raven

It's Friday afternoon and stock take day......nuff said

" I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. " Lolz

Must use this one some day!

[SmJe]

Haha brightened my day. Thankyou

[AboAly]

hahah those are my top 5 hahahaha

Originally Posted by Raven

How many would you use?



Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:


11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

27. A woman's favorite position is CEO.

33. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnF**k you!

[FemFatale]

Originally Posted by Raven

22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

The above quote is now my official response to all the nubcakes in-game who ask me out.

[gl0cks]

39. And which dwarf are you?

Rofl that's priceless