Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (JOKE)

[mAXfORCE]

I had debated whether to post this here or in the politics section. Since I am posting it more as a joke than a political statment, I decided here would be more appropriate (should an admin decide otherwise then that's cool). I personally don't care a whole lot about politics, nor am I looking for any political related feedback (another reason not to post in politics section). I just thought it was funny. Hope nobody takes it the wrong way. .....(is anybody else as tired of 'political correctness' as I am ).


Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:







Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anyt hing to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:


BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'

[Homey]

I suppose i'm a southerner minus the kids.

[fraps]

In that situation I guess i would be a republican.. oh for shame

[mAXfORCE]

I guess I would be a Republican too, unless he moved after I shot him once.......OR he looked like Usama Bin Laden. Then I'd be lookin' for my second box of ammo.

[unholy]

i'd have to go for the Headshot lol

[weaver]

Sadly.. I am pretty sure I am a southerner. My 8 year old daughter, after the initial shock of a American actually doing something to protect himself and his country... would probably comment on the groupings and the stopping power of those .45

[freelancer]

i guess i would be the southerner.

[deathscythe04]

i would have to say i am republican i would shoot them to defend myself.

[cpnichol]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCqprbH7mrg&feature=related]YouTube - John Smeaton - Come to Glasgow and we'll set about you.[/ame]

We deal with real terrorists by kicking them in the nuts, while they're on fire.

[Homey]

Oh.My.God. That is GREAT. LOL.

[freelancer]

i fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard lol.