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Titan
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Police issue APB for "Little Brother" assailant...
Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 07:18:39
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Police have issued a nationwide APB for a 7 year old who goes by the name of "Little Brother", simply.

Said suspect has been known to be accused of, or commit a bevy of criminal acts including, but not limited to:

1. Installing hacks on "Big Brothers" computer and using them in various FPS games for malicious intent.

2. Posting frivolous nonsense on web boards, leading to chaos, calamity, and in rare cases, assaults on altar boys...

3. Stealing "phat lewt" and accounts in MMORPG's after purporting to be after fair trades only, leading to threats of class action lawsuits, GM homicides, and various other felonius actions.

4. The disappearance of union boss Jimmy Hoffa....

5. The reason why the Red Sox needed 86 years to win a Wold Championship ( go Yanks! )......

6. The disappearance of Understeers hairpiece, forcing him to become a "member" of the Hair Club for Men..

7. Pwnzer going chaotic on people in her server....

8. Titan being a cruel and heartless, bastard of an admin......

9. The OJ murders....

10. The real person responsible on the Patriots , for stealing opponents gameplans with a Sanyo camcorder ( Belichiks little bro ).


All of the aforementioned people are not to be held responsible for their actions, as they are not to blame. It was really their little brothers who commited the heinous offenses instead.

Thank you for your time.

CarloGiann
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Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 08:08:12
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.Lmao.....

teh-pwnzer
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Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 14:05:54
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Ahahahahahah Titan! EXCELLENT!
I'm still laughing soooo hard! :D

(Hey, How about those Yankees last night, huh? huh?) ;)

ejdmorgan
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titan
Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 14:28:52
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i thought that, that fits everyone that has been comp. about getting kicked or banned. thanks for the laugh in the morning it was hilarious.:D

erik aka windowlicker

Titan
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Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 16:03:27
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Ahahahahahah Titan! EXCELLENT!
I'm still laughing soooo hard! :D

(Hey, How about those Yankees last night, huh? huh?) ;)



Yes indeed! Crazy game!

I was last at the 11-1 and 10-3 wins, where Arod hit 2 home runs in the same inning.

I also have tix to Monday and Tuesdays games this upcoming week versus the Jays, should be fun. :)

Titan
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Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 16:13:04
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Breaking News:

Also be on the lookout for "Good Friend", or sometimes "Best Friend" as he is also known.

Good Friend has also been known to install hacks, cause trouble, spam the in game microphone, and camp the upper vent, although he isn't as dangerous as little brother.

AsSyRiAn
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Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 16:27:21
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Lol...... this is hilarious

ryan16626
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Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 23:12:06
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Wow Titan, that is some funny stuff. Once again, you give me a decent chuckle.
:)

assassin103
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Posted: Sep 15, 2007, 23:58:52
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Breaking News:

Also be on the lookout for "Good Friend", or sometimes "Best Friend" as he is also known.

Good Friend has also been known to install hacks, cause trouble, spam the in game microphone, and camp the upper vent, although he isn't as dangerous as little brother.


And dont forget the "Best Friends Little Brother" he is rare to show his face but can do as much damage as the other two.

Vudoo
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Posted: Sep 16, 2007, 02:17:49
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This is hilarious. Thanks for the read Titan.

Somebody who is skilled at photoshop should make this into a poster of some sorts that we could post on the front page or refer to whenever a situation like that comes up. :)

freelancer
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Posted: Sep 18, 2007, 04:48:14
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my life is plauged by "little brother" always screwing up what i do
:)
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