FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

[StarLog]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it
look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed
it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[Mr-Me-II]

LOL...

[XTR3M3]

This is a notice to all of you that have dimmer switches on your steering columns. The federal government, in 2007, is going to implent a safety requirement for all vehicles that requires the owners to have them relocated to the floor where they used to be. This is in response to multiple accidents lately.The Department of Motor Vehicles in each state has until June '06 to implement this policy and start doing vehicle inspections before issuing new tabs. This is going to be at the cost of the vehicle owners. One owner was heard cursing under his breath after having the reason for this explained to him..."Damn blondes!" Another next to him asked why it was the blondes fault. He said "They are causing these accidents by getting their feet caught in the steering wheel trying to turn down their highbeams."

[kingwade3]

lol

i got lotsa blonde jokes...::

There was a mirror that would suck you into the world of darkness when you lied to the mirror. In front of the mirror, there were a brunette, brown hair, and a blonde, talking about their appearance..

the brunette says, "I think I'm really HOT!"
she gets sucked into the mirror.

the brown hair says, "I think i'm too fat..."
she gets sucked into the mirror.

it was the blonde's turn and she says, "I think.."
then she gets sucked in to the mirror.