Your favorite hacker Excuses

[Dark-Neo]

ok i have heard all kinds of hackers deny hackign and i have to say my favorite excuse is this:
"In fact I was not cheating, but using knowledge of the map"

I have heard this exact phrase from alot of people that have been banned for hacking and i think they need a new excuse..
but what are your guys favorite excuses???

[cpnichol]

"It's lag" No, it's a speedhack.

"My brother did it" Don't care, you're still banned.

"I'm Pro" Like somehow putting pro in their name is going to stop everyone noticing their speedhack. I always spec people with pro in their name.

There are quite a few that are reasonable ones that can be true, like "I have a good sound setup", "the other team are all noobs" or even the "knowledge of the map" one.

[Raven]

I like the: -

"I don't know what you mean it's my friends pc" excuse.

And i DO get accused of hacking loads and I do think using a good set of 5.1 headphones and map knowledge gives me an unfair advantage

Rob

[Gunslinga]

"The devil made me do it."

[Streetbum]

My peronal favorite is
"Im not hacking." Yes you are
"No im not" Yes you are, im watching you
"Ohh well what are you gonna do BAN me" Yeah....planning on it
"Oh no, i can never come back to this server again!! *sarcasm*" Yeah.....this and everyother server with SP in the title.
"what?" Banned

[justaNOOB]

my favorite is when people come onto a server and the first thing they say is "who's admin?" or "is there an admin on?" i usually spec them if a admin doesn't say anything.

[Ghost]

"I accidently went to a hacker site and downloaded them." that one is pretty recent. I hate when I accidently go to a hacker site, accidently download and install hacks, then accidently run them while playing cs:s.

"Its not a hack, anyone can use them."

[oZ-source]

me me me ! my turn.

When ever he gets a HS thr a wall or roof and anything. he saids
"OMG, lucky"
"i'm so lucky"

[Dark-Neo]

Oh i just raninto another one...her it is:

"Im in CAL"

[fallen1]

"I wouldn't even know where to get hacks"

well there's this ultra secret website that makes it really easy to find hacks...it's called "Google"...shhhh, don't tell anyone!

[XTR3M3]

Here is a new one that has been used twice in the near past...

"I only download them because I was curious and wanted to try them out." "I won't ever use them again, please unban me"

The answer of course is "Too bad,.The ban hammer didn't leave too big of a welt on your hacking butt did it?"

I miss the good old days of the client execute....
binding a hackers fire button to make it say "Bang, Bang" in chat instead of firing......
ah, well...


"X"

[Dark-Neo]

haha @ Bang Bang.

i would have pee'd myself laughing if i ever seen something liek that happen....
i remember one time i was in a server a long time ago and the admin was pissed at everyone and he binded my mouse 1 key to "retry"
took me forever to figure out what was going on...
pardon my spelling...i just worked from 6pm till 6am driving a security vehicle non stop....i am tired as hell and my butt hurts from sitting

[g0t-CrunchyNut-]

....."im not hacking its a script"
..SCRIPT HACKING THEN NOOB


lolz i love it when ppl say that

[fallen1]

a fun one for tormenting hackers (when I had access to cexec) was to bind their space bar to "kill"



come to think of it, that was a fun one for hazing recruits too

[Streetbum]

Fallen.... Im REALLY glad i was never one of youre recruits hahaha.