New Sign In Bank Lobby

[Raven]

New Sign in Bank Lobby

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATMmachines
Enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the proceduresoutlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have beendeveloped.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up required distance to align car window withmachine.
3. Set parking brake, put window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locatecard.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessivedistance from car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with PIN written on inside backpage.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back ofcheque book.
18. Re-check make up.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retr ieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card intoappropriate slot.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

[:-]

Rob

[SaPpHiRe]

hahahahaa boo :P

[Streetbum]

That happens to be fantastic...hahahaha. I actually "lol'ed " on that one. Too bad it leaves out anything to do with the speedbumps one requires at some ATMs, that could be amusing

[«ÊÇ»grasshopper]

That was sweet i've seen a few other one's but this one is the best so far. I'm gonna have to find them and post em.

[cooper]

Haha nice one. My Dad laughed but his girlfriend gave me an evil look

[Cranix]

The best part about this is that you can visualize a woman doing all of these steps. I worked counter at a pizza place for quite some time, and witnessed women with purses so large they put an entire arm in them and swished it's contents around to find what she needed! So this really got me, lololol!!!!!

[DA-Konflict]

i drove away backwards with my lights on in one of those while my buddy was getting cash out of it he had to get out of the car and it was a bad town lol he tripped