Official Blonde jokes Thread

[Lamey]

Blonde Brunet and a Red head go hunting, the three decide to split up and meet back in a few minutes to higher there chances to get something. about an hour passes the brunet comes back with a dear and the red head and blond ask "howd you get the dear?" Brunet replies "I found the tracksI followed the tracksI tracked the tracks and BAM i got me a dear" Red head goes out for about an hour and comes back with a bear the blond and brunet ask "howd u get the bear?" the red head replies "I found the tracksI followed the tracksI tracked the tracks and BAM I got me a bear" Blond goes out and comes back two hours later all busted up and bleeding Brunet and red head ask " What the hell happend to you?!?!?!?!?!?" Blond replies "well I found the tracksI followed the tracksI tracked the tracks and BAM I got Hit by a train"

"blonds like a huricane lil sucking and blowing and your house is gone"

[Tengauge12]

Ok....I was born a blond btw...Anyways, lol.

A blond pulls up to a gas-station. Tells the pumper " Fill me up ". The blonds looks out into the field next to the station and see's another blond patteling in a roll boat. The blond tells the pumper that blonds like that make blonds likeus look stupid, and if I could swim. I would swim out there and kick her ass.

( Joke(Off topic): There is a dead man laying in the middle of the street with 51 bycicels laying around him. )

( Question: Why was he killed? )

[Lamey]

Ok....I was born a blond btw...Anyways, lol.

A blond pulls up to a gas-station. Tells the pumper " Fill me up ". The blonds looks out into the field next to the station and see's another blond patteling in a roll boat. The blond tells the pumper that blonds like that make blonds likeus look stupid, and if I could swim. I would swim out there and kick her ass.

( Joke(Off topic): There is a dead man laying in the middle of the street with 51 bycicels laying around him. )

( Question: Why was he killed? )

Your right you are blonde first its ROW Boat second That joke makes NO sense at all...... and the last lil bracket things can only be thought up by a blonde.....

[EVILCoRpSe]

Are You Really Sure?A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

[EVILCoRpSe]

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."

The first said, "I wish I were smarter."

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"

So, she became a man

[Tengauge12]

( Joke(Off topic): There is a dead man laying in the middle of the street with 51 bycicels laying around him. )

( Question: Why was he killed? )

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The joke does make sence, and I ment to put 'roll' Evil. Thanks for noticing.

The answer to the whole joke in elaboration is....

( Why was he killed? He was cought cheating. the 'bycicales' are 'bycicale' cards. )

I did mess up on the joke though. It's suppose to be 53, lol. Cause, there is only 52 cards in a deck.

[Notes]

So this blonde girl was at the Zoo one day and started to feed these bears 10 dollar bills and when one of the zoo keepers came up to her and said "Why are you feeding them 10 dollar bills?", the blonde girl replied "Because of that sign there...Do not feed the Bears. !0 Dollar fine"

[Firegirl]

Brunette Jokes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.

The revenge of the blondes ahahaha

[343-Guilty-Spark]

LOL

[dwinx]

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.

The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"

In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.

He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"

The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.

The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

[Chunkeymunkey]

what goes vroooooooom screeeech vroooooom screeeeech?

a blonde at a blinking red light

[Otis]

Lol this is the funniest thread i have ever read!