Funny stories

[Dark-Neo]

ok everyone tell the most funny story you can...and it has to be true
here is mine.

I hooked one of my friends up with this really cute girl well teh day they was supposed to go out he called her and canceled their date..when i talked to him 2 days later at work i asked him what happened he said he was out of town all weekend and i found out he went to Nashville which is where country music is pretty much born (hates nashville). he went with his boss from his other job...well i found out later tht it was him and 2 other guys taht went...1 of them was gonna get a bunch of hookers and have a party but him and his boss got a seperate room but waht si funny is his boss is a "whoody whoo" which u guys know what i mean when i say that...that is my safe way of saying it....my friend turned down a date with a girl and a room with hookers just to keep his boss happy and company....tell me that isn't funny.

[Alpha23]

that isn't funny.

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just joking, it was funny, but how can a guy be soooo stupid to turn down a date with a lady, unless he was forced to do it, or was it a blind date... .
As for the hookers... Well, if i was in his position... having to chose between hookers and keeping 'your' boss happy... i'd chose my boss... who wants hookers, i certainly dont want them... rather have a good game of css instead

[Dark-Neo]

ok how about the time my friend was faving sex with this girl and in the middle of sex she asked if he was g@y

[Relentless]

I was at my friends house, and my friend fkcs around with his dad alot, jokingly, but it's hilarious.

And he's like dad, I need some condom's, go buy some XL for me, magnum too? Okay? I have a 30 inch peen that I wanna cover up.

And his dad talks REALLY funny too, like a lispe with a cleft kind of voice. So his dad replies, " James, you don't have a 30 inch penis, you're peen is 3 inches.

My friend goes, how do you know?

I'm your father, it runs in the family! XD

[1nfamous-fcuk]

lol thats funny something like that happened to me bfore