Nerdy Pick-up Lines

[SaPpHiRe]

I've seen a thread about this before in another forum , and I thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. Post here any nerdy pick up line you've heard or that you can think of.

"Youtube, Myspace, and I'll Google your Yahoo" is my all time fav. lol

"Talk Nerdy to Me"

[Labec]

Pimple Infested Nerd: "Hey Sapphire, are you really a girl?!"

Sapphire: "Uhh... yes... there are 3.2 billion of us...."

Pimple Infested Nerd: "Omg Omg, a/s/l?"

[SaPpHiRe]

ORIGINAL: Labec

Pimple Infested Nerd: "Hey Sapphire, are you really a girl?!"

Sapphire: "Uhh... yes... there are 3.2 billion of us...."

Pimple Infested Nerd: "Omg Omg, a/s/l?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so .... deja vu? lol
Another good one (works for guys) is:

Baby you turn my software into hardware

[Order]

"I took my AIDS test and got a 65...wanna chance it?"
Works every time.

[TonyDLucky]

French police report 12/12/02 after have been arrested for drunkenness on the public street :

(...)
Interrogated by our care, the man then threatened to answer us if we continued to interrogate him .
(...)

[fallen1]

let's hook up my output to your input so we can interface

[Alpha]

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven" ... *cringe*

[OutbackBlazer]

warpspeed into ur deepspace

LOL

Firefighter

[Fugazi]

Nerd writing personal: "I like long walks at trekkie conventions, keygen music, top-ramen, and my turnoffs are showering, girls, and star wars fans (those bastards)."

[fallen1]

here, have a tequila shot...it's like a nudity speedhack!

[cpnichol]

Anything in Klingon

[SaPpHiRe]

(in a sexy voice)

Hi... I'm a Paladdin... and I wanna lay my hands on youuuu....

hehe

[chizo187murder]

ORIGINAL: [PHXX]fallen1

let's hook up my output to your input so we can interface

LMAO, i swear if i ever hear a friend of mine saying that to a girl, im going to literally LMFAO for the rest of that year... hahahaha

[SaPpHiRe]

"Come over to my place tonight, I'll pop in some "Anime"..."