You Know You Play Too Much When...

[Drifter]

You know you play to much counter strike when you start trying to bunny hop down the street.

[mAXfORCE]

Originally Posted by babiblu989

You know you play too much CounterStrike when you start having nightmares about being chased by the red zombie men from the zm_lila_panic maps! Waah. Same maps and rooms too, lol. All I remember is jumping off of the red crate and booking it down into the basement.. This is all mAXFORCE's fault!

juuuuuust kidding. gg, man.

You know FOR SURE you play too much CS when other players tell you you're the reason they have ZOMBIE nightmares!!

Next time I think I'll yell BOO!! real loud into the mic just before I jump out and knife you.

GG as always......

[babiblu989]

hehe! I was hoping you'd find this one day. You might not want to try the "Boo" thing, your voice would go hoarse. You kill me way too often But it's alright, I found out your secret. I'll just camp the red crate because I'm afraid to die, too.

[DoctorOrpheus]

My roommate was being a bum today and didn't want to get out of the apartment so I told him to stop being a nub and camping the hossies. He responded by saying I play too much CS...



To which I responded by having him catch an HE nade I hurled at his face.

[Topac]

You play to much CSS if you feel the tendency to knife people in the back... for real!

[thomasswaffield]

haha well my friend i swear hes obsessed he played 105 hours in 2 weeks. dont you think thats a bit much?! i could only get up to 70 and i thought that was pretty hard lol

[Mr-Me-II]

You know you play too much CS when you always check any vent you walk by.

You know you play too much CS when you regularly check the ceiling for shaddows

You know you play too much CS when you can name any gun in any action movie, and state it's cost according to the game

You know you play too much CS when you wonder what FPS you get in real life

You know you play too much CS when you think "this would make a great map" when entering any commercial building

You know you play CS too much when you yell "Fire in the hole!" every time you throw away a can of coke

You know you play too much CS when you turn away quickly every time you hear a spoon hit a tile floor...then stab the guy who dropped it.

You know you play too much CS when you make jokes about playing too much CS...

[barryscott]

you know u play 2 much cs wen u always thnk uv got a flashlight wit you.

you know u play 2 much cs wen u want to press "g" to drop something your holding

you know u play 2 much cs wen some1 is just standin still for ages, not moving, and you say "AFK?"