Joke - The pirate

[ShutUpHoe]

A guy walks into a bar and see a pirate having a beer at the bar.
It had to be a real one since he had a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch.
He sits next to him and shows his interrest toward the pirate.

The guy : "Whoa !!!! a real pirate ! I can't beleive it.

The pirate : "Aye mate, why don't you grab a beer and have a little chat''

So the guy gets a beer and starts asking question.

The guy : "Tell me, how did you end up with a wooden leg ??"

Pirate : "That was on high sea, my leg got stuck withing two boat and they had to cut it. So now I got a wooden leg.

Guy : "Damn that's sad, what's with the hook?"

Pirate : "Ah now that's a fine story mate, I was sword fighting a dozen ennemies and one of them sliced up my hand"

Guy : "Ok and how did you lose that eye?"

Pirate : "Well I was looking up the sky and a bird shit in my eye."

Guy : "I don't get it, you can't lose your eye because a bird shits in it."

Pirate : "Yeah but when you only had the hook for 2 days..."

[StarLog]

ARGGgggg

[ProdigalSon]