Dear Teacher

[cooper]

a newspaper article...
[align=center]Dear Teacher
[align=center]By William Jerry Ayers
The following are actual written excuses that I heard about sent to teachers by parents of students.
[ul][*]Dear school, please excuse Clay from being absent September 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.[*]Please excuse his father for being. It was his father's fault.[*]Eddie has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.[*]Please excuse Erica from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.[*]Phil has been avsent on Tuesday because he had a stomach.[*]Cecil was absent Yesterday because she had a sore trout.[*]Please excuse Linda for being absent. She was sick and i had her shot.[*]Barbara could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.[*]Dear Teacher, excuse Danny for being absent, he had diarrhea and his boots leak.[/ul]

[sQuiRreL]

ORIGINAL: cooper
[ul][*]Please excuse Linda for being absent. She was sick and i had her shot.[/ul]

LOL. i just love this one. it made me GIGGLE. lol.

[cooper]

hahaha. showed my mother and she laughed so hard she cried lmao.

[RPD--HomerowCH0K3]

LOLZ I love the last one.

[cpnichol]

Nice one Coop

Isn't Cecil a boys name?

I saw a similar thing, but to do with insurance claims. I'll try to find it, it's amazing what some people say.

[fallen1]

I still think my favorite was what a nun said to my parents at a parent teacher meeting when I was in 7th grade..

"Are you aware of the fact that your son is on drugs?"

to which they replied "no, he's just like that"

[cooper]

i can see that...lol

[Chareon]

ORIGINAL: [PHXX]fallen1

I still think my favorite was what a nun said to my parents at a parent teacher meeting when I was in 7th grade..

"Are you aware of the fact that your son is on drugs?"

to which they replied "no, he's just like that"

Haha, Nice. I wonder how the nun took that. :P