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cpnichol
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Best Excuse Ever
Posted: Sep 4, 2009, 14:58:26
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I was reading about a tennis player who won an appeal against a ban for a positive cocaine test, by claiming that he had inadvertantly taken cocaine during a "lingering" kiss with a woman in a nightclub.

So that got me curious about the best excuses out there. Have you ever used an outrageous sounding excuse? Was it true? Did it work?

I once said I was late for college as I had stopped to help a duck and her ducklings across a busy road. This was a lie, I had seen the ducks, but they were not trying to cross a road. The excuse was accepted but I don't think the teacher really believed me.

hebrewhammer
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Posted: Sep 4, 2009, 17:42:48
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Nope, but a great one is that your gps lead you to some random ass place, because the satellites' time wasn't synced to earth, due to a lack of an update.

This works with math teachers, because time in space is actually faster than on earth, because there is less of a "dent" made in space-time. Mass creates this dent, and which also creates gravity. If the satellites are not updated constantly they will get out of sync with earth and throw any gps off by 11miles, perday of not being updated :)

someone watches the discovery channel
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