How "Sh*t Happens!"

[Raven]

In the beginning was the plan

And then came the assumptions

And the plan was without substance

And the assumptions were without form

And darkness was upon the face of the workers

And they spoke among themselves saying "It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinks!"

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof"

And the supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "it is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it"

And the managers went to their Directors, saying "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength"

And the Directors spoke among themselves saying to one another, "it contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong"

And the directors went to the vice presidents saying unto them, "it promotes growth, and is very powerfull"

The vice presidents went unto the president, saying unto him, "this new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company, with powerful effects"

And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good

And the plan became policy

And that is how sh*t happens........