Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[pr0xz]

Granted, it will be a very old, ugly one, that don't work. :O

I wish I'm getting 20(+) rep soon.

[L-veotz]

Granted...if you meant to make that a (-) instead of a (+).

I wish I wasn't sick. :P

[WelcomeMeBack]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I could tell someone he failed.

[Z3RO]

Granted, but it's yourself.

I wish I get a better headset soon.

[ijakings]

Granted but its too small

I wish I had a mahoooosive TV

[Z3RO]

Granted, but it doesn't fit in your house.

I wish I could read faster

[gates666]

Granted,But first you'll have to learn to read.

I wish i'll ever find a good signature :S

[CookiEDo]

Granted, but someone has it already, thus you are the copycat. ;]]

I wish I would just ask her out...

[Rufus]

Granted - you ask her out but sadly she prefers the "company" of women

I wish all the wishes I make are un-corruptable

[IceAdam]

Granted, they're uncorruptable but you loose your fingers, no wishes today my friend.

I wish my fav program was 10 times longer and had an infinite amount of episodes

[gates666]

Granted, but sex on tv is not allowed before 11 at night!

I wish i was the richest man on earth..

[Alpha]

granted, you are the richest man in the world but you must now give half of your wealth to Alpha

I wish all the people that keep saying they are quitting, actually quit, or stop saying it

[gates666]

Granted,But they won't quit saying they quit because they don't quit (Or something :P)

I wish i was top scorer of my football competition ! ^^

[barryscott]

granted, and you get drafted into your national squad ( or something ) where you sustain a serious concussion after 4 seconds in your first match against your rivals, and you are in a coma and never recover. Un Lucky Mate!

i wish that credit crunch was a delicious corn based cerial with pound notes made out of corn, and it was in infinate amount, and was really cheap aswell, Yummy Yummy, Credit Crunch! *CRUNCH*