Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Fat-Tony78]

Granted. But you have no licence and drive it and it get impounded right infront of your eyes.

i wish i was on the other end of the world right now.

[barryscott]

granted. But that is in the sea, where you die due to starvation depravation and fatigue. sad face

I wish i could find my modern studies homework :/

[The-Uber-Bear]

Granted. You find it in your pet's droppings. You know the old saying "me dog ate my hw lolz"

I wish I didn't have hw for clac2

[barryscott]

granted. but you get hw for everything else.

I wish i was a rainbow trout.

[darkassassin]

granted but there's no water 2 swim in resulting in your death

i wish for nothing

[ActionJester]

Granted. But you're wish was given to a homeless man, who then wished to be a dictator and conquered the world for the next 500 years.

I wish that State Troopers didn't patrol the highway

[The-Uber-Bear]

Granted. now they just wait by your house. Dont be naughty lol.

I wish I didn't have class today.

[Undisciplined]

Granted, you just got kicked out of school.

I wish I didnt start Uni for another 2 months. (Started 2 days ago and im already knackered).

[barryscott]

granted. it starts in 2 months, but classes are 3 times as long and start at 3am. tough break.

i wish i had a beard !

[The-Uber-Bear]

granted. But now everyone calls you father time.

I wish that I was Death.

[CookiEDo]

Granted, but then everything would have eternal life. ;]]

I wish I had some guts.

[The-Uber-Bear]

Granted. You are now holding the guts(insides) of someone you love sry dude.

I wish I had a hoagie.

[Undisciplined]

Granted, but your mouth is sewn together.

I wish I was a dolphin.

[teh-pwnzer]

Granted but now you find yourself caught in some Tuna nets sry

I wish I could see black and white clearly!