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[soma616]

this was written by one of my clanmates in our forum:

1. Run with your knife/pistol out, at least for initial rush.

2. Don't stop in front of your team when other members are trying to rush.

3. If you are a. Not the guy in front.
b. Incompetent at using flashbangs
c. Behind *me*

THEN DON'T THROW THE FLASH.

4. Radar is there for a reason. Think about it. This applies to flashing (see
above).

5. I don't care if you think spawn camping as a CT is "covering the bombsite."
My opinion matters at least slightly more than yours on our servers. You do
what you want on your server(s), we'll do what we want here.

6. If you are breaking a rule, and admin abuse you, it is not admin abuse. It is
retard abuse. Feel free to complain to the department of social services.

7. If you teamstack, I will not have any concern for your tender feelings if in
switching you over to the other side you die in your first round of play. If you
want to avoid your stats suffering, click on that auto-team option. I have
handed out kicks/15 minute bans for this on occasion when its pretty freaking
obvious that teams are stacked and you do it anyway.

8. If your team is wailing on the other team, and the other team somehow ends
up with more players, you are not allowed to bitch until such time as you have
taken an equal wailing.

9. If your team is stacked, and you bitch about teams, I'm going to switch your
ass first.

10. If you join a server I'm playing on and you have no name (IE, your name is
all spaces), I'm going to kick you. Do I have a reason? No. It just bugs me.
Also, I've taken to doing that to people who use names like "Anyone below this
line sucks ----", but I have a reason for this one- you're a prick.

11. Counter-Strike: Source is a structured game with sets of rules, including
objectives. If you don't have fun playing the game within those structures, go
play something else. If you don't like admin sanctioning you for failure to
abide by these structures (for example, CTs not defusing, Ts not planting) you
have at least two choices: a- do the objectives. b- don't play here).

12. Courtesy goes a long way. I do sometimes lose my temper, but politeness
will always help the situation. Getting mad at admin for doing their job isn't
going to make you a happy person. You may disagree with me. I'm betting
Soma doesn't. I could be wrong- take it up with him, don't antagonize me on
the server and weaken your own case. Sometimes I even realize I'm wrong
and apologize on the spot.

13. (THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE)

THANK YOU TO THE PLAYERS WHO JOIN OUR SERVERS TO PLAY, HAVE FUN, AND NOT ANTAGONIZE OTHERS- WE ENJOY YOU PLAYING OUR SERVERS, AND WE WANT YOU TO COME BACK AND PLAY AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU HAVE ANY CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK, WE REALLY DO WANT TO HEAR IT

Sincerely-

Jherant

DISCLAIMER- the opinions in this rant, except for number 13, are entirely my own. These other guys may not agree and this doesn't necessarily represent the entire clan view. I'm just giving you my perspective.

PS- Can I get a hallelujah anyone?

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That is so hilarious, and I can SOooo relate to that guy wanting the butt wad to move.