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Ancient-Admin
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If Jesus played!
Posted: Jun 9, 2006, 18:46:00
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Heres a goocd question I got the other day!


Question,

If Jesus played videogames, what game would he play?

Answer,

No matter what game he decides to play....you just better hope he’s on your side.
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Labec
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Jun 9, 2006, 18:52:00
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...as the lightning bolts strike down the other team...
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Da-Krazy
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Jun 9, 2006, 23:19:00
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if jesus played i'll hunt him down lol j/p;):D
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weaver
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Jun 12, 2006, 20:34:00
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rotfl!!!!!!!!
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XxXStaticXxX
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Mar 8, 2007, 21:50:00
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HAHA Jesus would be hacking everything with his Jesus powers. Hed turn Glocks into AWPs and such. But noone would be able to demo him because i mean come on...its Jesus. Soo well have to call Chuck Norris.
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Rurouni-Kenshin
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Apr 28, 2007, 22:16:00
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If Jesus played video games he wouldnt be as much help. I mean he is first of all died srry christans and Jewish ppl but come on hes rotting right now and like 2000 years old. Its like giving your video games to your parents it just doesnt work out.
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BadReligion
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Apr 29, 2007, 03:05:00
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Quote:
ORIGINAL: Rurouni Kenshin

If Jesus played video games he wouldnt be as much help. I mean he is first of all died srry christans and Jewish ppl but come on hes rotting right now and like 2000 years old. Its like giving your video games to your parents it just doesnt work out.


oh yes yes, great reply!
hats off to your sir:eek:congrats on bringing back adead topic

if Jesus played video games I would report him for hacking and he would be all like "sht son, you be goin straight to hell fo dis shiznet" but then the drugs would wear off and i'd remember that i dont believe in him, so it would be all good.
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Nitros
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Apr 30, 2007, 08:47:00
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Jesus would play God of War! ZING!!!
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BloodHawk
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Apr 30, 2007, 11:12:00
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Or maybe the GODFather;) LoL.
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SaPpHiRe
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Apr 30, 2007, 12:22:00
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Solitaire... BOOYAH
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Streetbum
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RE: If Jesus played!
Posted: Apr 30, 2007, 16:47:00
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haha I think Saph is correct on that one. He must have so much time on his hands, solitare is his game of choice :-D
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Zorbho
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Posted: Jul 8, 2007, 00:44:36
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pffff you just have to watch me play haha (jk)

Atrus
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Posted: Jul 8, 2007, 01:16:08
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What makes you think he doesn't play? Perhaps we're players in his favorite game.

Life?

~A

Boobsmagee
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Posted: Jul 8, 2007, 17:06:53
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isnt jesus supposed to be reborn or something? technically he wouldnt know hes jesus would he? so he could be a normal kid who can turn water into wine

he could easily play css right now

Construct
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Posted: Jul 14, 2007, 01:46:56
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What makes you think he doesn't play? Perhaps we're players in his favorite game.

Life?

~A


Too deep man, too deep

soleft
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Posted: Jul 17, 2007, 13:58:47
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I could beat him... if I was Jewish. What? Too soon? It's been 1975 years!

DON'T KILL ME/BAN ME/FLAME ME God damn it's a joke. CHILL.

cyrix
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Posted: Jul 17, 2007, 19:30:15
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JESUS, does not exist, end of story.....

cpnichol
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Posted: Jul 17, 2007, 19:52:18
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Jesus plays CS:S, he cheats, he got banned, then came back with a new SteamID and got banned again. There are 5 Jesus' on the ban list.

SaPpHiRe
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Posted: Jul 18, 2007, 16:57:16
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Quote from cpnichol:
Jesus plays CS:S, he cheats, he got banned, then came back with a new SteamID and got banned again. There are 5 Jesus' on the ban list.


lol playing in "Godmode" eh?

ooojerry
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Posted: Jul 20, 2007, 06:49:34
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Quote from cpnichol:
Jesus plays CS:S, he cheats, he got banned, then came back with a new SteamID and got banned again. There are 5 Jesus' on the ban list.


No one is mightier than CPNICHOL he can ban Jesus!
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