RE: Little Known facts about Jack Bauer
* If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be 24 more hours of terrorists getting s***-hammered.
* Jack Bauer's nickname for Chuck Norris is "Aloysius Q. Vagina-Muffin".
* Under intense interrogation by Jack Bauer, the fifth dentist cracked and admitted he recommends Trident for his patients who chew gum.
* Jack Bauer actually wrote an episode of Three's Company in which there was no misunderstanding in the plot.
* On Jack Bauer's say-so, the film Gigli would cease sucking.
* Jack Bauer helped U-2 find what they were looking for.
* Coffee cannot start it's day without being drunk by Jack Bauer.
* GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure.
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