I've been tempted all week to make a funny because of the name of the thread... I can't hold back anymore so I'm gonna do it now lol
(read with an epic narrator voice in your head lol it makes it funnier)
Protect your breasts in 3 steps:
Step 1: conceal weapon in your cleavage:
Step2: Wear protective gear:
Step3: bring one of these with you at all times:
With these 3 things, your breasts should be fully protected!