View Single Post
Old 05-02-2006, 05:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
Tubby-3D Tubby-3D is an unknown quantity at this point
Reputation: 5
Meat Shield
 
Tubby-3D's Avatar
 

Hackers Caught: 5
Default RE: List your future specs!!!!!

Screw you all..

I'll be plugging my Terabit Ethernet wireless card into my AMD Neural Net Adapter implanted in my head and walking around gaming using simply the 88% of my brain that will never be used. I figure I should be good to load DOOM 2023 onto a card and pop it right into the flascrad interface slot behind my ear. My NVidia eyeball replacement kit will outfit me with the latest in visual stimulation technology. Also, the Psysics chipset and sensory compatibility modules will of course make it feel like real game play as i sit on the beach, working from home as well. Lets not forget the SoundBlaster XXZ-Fi Earbone clamps for full surround sound audio. By then I should be able to upgrade the BIOS in my brain and remember people's names by using the new Google desktop for biomechanical apparatus and indexing everything I know (on to a floppy of course.) Because we all know floppies are still not going away by then..



Tubby
__________________
Every day we fight Darwin's theories to keep more people alive with new medications, environmental changes, genetic engineering of our food and so on yet I see more stupidity every day.. so I ask you... why are we fighting Darwin again?
Tubby-3D is offline  
Activity Longevity Today Posts
0/20 20/20 0/5
100
Reply With Quote