A groom, the day before his wedding, got a visit from his VERY hot future sister-in-law. She was dressed innegligeaand was SMOKING!. Calmly he asked what he could do to help, trying very hard to keep a straight face. She informed him that her sister wanted him to have a final fling before the wedding and said she only trusted her sister to do it.
"Can you excuse me for a second?' was all he could say......he goes up to his bathroom barely able to contain his excitement, and looks for a condom. Having trouble finding one, he starts tearing the place apart.
"Are you OK in there?" she asks.
"Just a miniute" he says...
Finally after not being able to find a condom, he comes out and says, "I'm sorry but I just can't do this"
"Are you sure?" she asked posing provacatively
He sighs and says "Yes"
Just then the door flies open, and his future father-in-law comes in.....the groom almost has to change his drawers and prepares for the worst as the future father-in-law runs up to him and.....
gives him a big hug.
"I just wanted to make sure you were right for my daughter" he said
The moral is, if you are getting married, get rid of your condoms until after the wedding....
