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3 dogs went to the vet: a doberman pinscher, a german sheppard and a rottweiler
they got to talking about why they were there...
First the german sheppard said "Well I'm here because of the family cat, that freaking cat eats from my bowl, drinks from my dish and the other day, I caught him peeing in my bed....I lost it and bit the chump in half"
"Ahh, you're here to get nootered" said the dobey
"yep"
Next the rottweiler said " Well I'm here because of the mailman, he always teases me...yesterday I was barking at him and the fool pepper sprayed me....so I bit him in the kajone's"
"Ahh, you're here to get nootered too" said the dobey
"yep"
Then they both said "Why are you here dobey?"
He said "Well, you see, I am an inside dog and the other day I was walking by the bathroom and saw my mistress naked bending over the tub drawing her bath.....she is hot so I lost control and mounted her"
"WOW! you are here to get nootered for sure" the other dogs said
"Nope, but she did send me to have my claws clipped and something done about my breath" said the grinning dobey[:-]