[Nitros]

I will be voting for whomever stands the least chance of winning. You might be asking, why would I "throw away" my vote like that? Well first of all, you can't throw a vote away so shutup, and secondly, I like to protect myself from scrutiny. For when shit inevitably goes down, and we screw something else up, I will be able to say, "I didn't vote for him! Don't blame me!" That way foreigners can't hate me, and my fellow Americans won't be able to scold me for voting for the idiot. It's a win-win situation, and I'm still a "decent American" for voting.

In case you're wondering, I supported Gore in 2000. For the 2004 election, I decided not to support anyone at all, because (like Southpark reasoned) the choices were a giant douche and a turd sandwich. I never supported Bush, and I never supported the invasion of Iraq. It sadly took everyone else years to reach the same conclusions about him and the war as I. However I am not a Democrat nor a Republican in case you're wondering. I came into college with Political Science as my declared major, as I excelled in my Government, Politics, and Economics classes in high school, and was on the varsity debate team all four years. Since coming to college, I have changed my major because I got so sick of politics and the people who talk about anything political. So there you have it, my political rant. The first one in months, and most likely the last for months because this has reminded me of why I dislike Politics.