Priest and a Rabbi
A priest was driving to one of his parishoners who was feeling quite ill when he rearended someone. It was on a stretch of road not well travelled. The priest got out and so did the driver of the car he hit who turned out to be a rabbi. The trunk of the car in front was opened by the force of the collision and the priest says well I am truly sorry for this. Therabbi opens a bag and says well the bottle of wine I was going to use at the bris iwas to attend wasn't broken ,,,,,it must be a sign from above. He then opened the bottle and passed it to the priest saying we must celebrate please have some. The priest takes a drink and passes it back to the rabbi who says no I think i will wait until the police come.
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