Game Name: Crap of Defense
Official Website: http://ifun4all.com/
Frustrated Developer Does Everything To Fail, But Fails Trying
Have you ever wondered what would happen if game designers decided they'd leave all the creative and production details up to a group of eight-year old boys? I know I have! Well wonder no more, iFun4all has done just that! That's right; they gathered up a bunch of second graders and put them to work in the gaming industry. They set the children up in a small office with plenty of scrap paper and crayons, with the promise of ice cream when they finished creating a new iPhone game.
At least that's as far as I can tell happened to produce the game they call Crap of Defense. The whole premise is that these little tiny sheets of paper with crude drawings of soldiers on them slowly move towards your goal line, and you need to blow them all up with a canon before they reach the end. I don't know where these crudely drawn soldiers come from, or why they deserve to die, but that's just how the game is played.
Strangely, it's rather addicting once you've gotten started. Good job kids!